Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) by Matthew Vaughn //
“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”
I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
“Because I have to cry every so often for a living, I find it mortifying if it spills over into my daily life and I haven’t really managed to do it for years.”
“I’ve sort of been thinking - correct me if I’m wrong - but most of the stuff Britain has won gold medals in over the last few years have involved sitting down; sailing, rowing, cycling. We did at Sochi, the skeleton where she’s lying down - it’s even better! You know, I don’t like to lie down at that speed, but I can lie there and reflect on the idea that…”
Favourite Movies: Bridget Jones’s Diary
“Resolution #1: Will obviously lose 20 lbs.
#2: Always put last night’s panties in the laundry basket.
Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.”