He’s like the worst barbecue host ever. But, a very sweet guy. He went to Kroger and got a rotisserie chicken, but then he put it in the oven, so it was like totally dried out. It was like National Lampoons Christmas Vacation turkey. I was like “this is awful dude, I gotta go now because I have to eat.”
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Originally made by vikander, reblogged from beyonce-knowles
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